Like three weeks ago, Barry Bonds started emailing me about why the website wasn't getting updated. And I was all like, "Barry, listen, I'm like really busy and you haven't really been up to all that much lately." Then he pointed slightly beyond my head to the right and said, "Oh no! Is that a friggin brown finch fighting a squirrel!?" And I turned to look and he kicked me in the back of the knee and ran away
