Barry Bonds loves kittens. Knowing this and trying to get on his better side, I brought him a kitten I had just picked up from the local SPCA. It was gray and furry and had long hair and crazy yellow eyes! A number of years later, maybe 6 or 7, Barry decided to express his gratitude by giving me a sweater his grandmother had knit out of the kittens shed hair. I am allergic to cats.