This one time, I let Barry Bonds borrow my new bicycle that my dad got for me for Christmas last year. I called Barry for like 4 weeks before he brought it back and when he brought it back, the tires were all slashed and the paint was all chipping and the seat was all messed up. Actually, I don't even think it was my bike. And then he spit on the handle bars.

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